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Mar. 14th, 2005 @ 06:08 pm
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hey ppl. i'm sooooo board, and i jammed my finger so i can barely move it!!! dang it!! well ne ways, i am affitially not crazy 'bout Cam ne more. Blah!Current Mood:  die Cam... Current Music: cold eyed bitch- jet
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kaitlyn's friend jo imed me this and its soo awesome!!! http://www.koreus.com/files/200407/lego-zone.html its the same song but different video!!!Current Mood:  moooooo Current Music: GERMAN SONG!!!!!!
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hey ppl!!! cant think of ne thing to say 'cept THANKIES KAITLYN!!! moo... **u must look at freaky german song or i shall behead u!!* http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html\
FART FOOTBALL
An old married couple had no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."Current Mood:  2.. much... CAKE! Current Music: GERMAN SONG!!!!!!
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